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Milla Jovovich - Purple by Mario Sorrenti, Fall/Winter 2009
Naked Milla! My favorite!
Uhhhhh, yes please.
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The L Train (or the appropriate approximation in their city)
Oh my god, this whole fucking train is full of hipster douche bags. Must I spend my entire commute wedged into that dude’s plaid armpit, or with my face buried in that chick’s waist-length, tangled hair? Jesus Christ, if I see one more Zooey Deschanel wannabe poring over her battered copy of The Golden Notebook while bobbing her head to “Young Folks” I’m going to scream. They’re like lemmings—trotting to race past the closing doors and be ferried to freakin’ Pleasure Island. Thank you, L Train, for showing me once more why I ride my bike everywhere. Too bad it got smashed by the motherfucking taco truck last Sunday. Major sad face.
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HAHA- priceless.
They either don’t want a relationship or want marriage and kids within the next 2 years- women are much too complicated.
If there are any lady followers out there, cute, and living in the New York City area, get at me. Let me take you out.